
COMEDIAN · STAND-UP · WRITER
CAROLINA MONTESQUIEU
A Dominican-American stand-up comedian and writer who came up through the open mics of Cambridge and Somerville. Now based in New York, she was a 2025 Don't Tell Comedy Competition semifinalist and a 2026 Just for Laughs New Face.
MOST RECENT FULL SET

Don't Tell Comedy · published October 7, 2026 · 11 min. Her full set as a 2025 competition semifinalist, filmed at Montclair Mezzanine in Montclair, New Jersey.
BIOGRAPHY
ROOTS
A Dominican-American Voice
Carolina Montesquieu describes herself in her official bio as a Dominican-American stand-up comedian and writer. That background turns up often in her material — two of her most-watched clips are titled “Crazy Dominican Slang” and “Dominican Guys.”
On her verified Instagram she calls herself “Just an all-American Dominican girl.” In October 2026 she posted a series of videos she titles “transplant tings,” about life as a newcomer to New York, tagging several with #massachusetts, #brooklyn and #homesick.
Neither her bio nor the press reviewed says where she was born or when she started doing comedy. What is documented is where she came up: on the Cambridge and Somerville circuit, in the Boston area.
2023–2025 · BOSTON AREA
The Cambridge and Somerville Open Mics

In October 2023, Cambridge Day put her first on a list of ten up-and-coming comics performing around Cambridge and Somerville. The piece recalls an open-mic set of hers at The Middle East in Central Square and calls her “one of the freshest voices in the scene,” with bits about getting psychic readings from touching white women's hair and about Market Basket lore — the New England grocery chain.
Her local work kept building: on July 14, 2024, she was the featured comic at “Sunday Funny Day” at The Anchor in Charlestown. In March 2025, Boston comic Bethany Van Delft named her as her up-and-coming local comedian on WBUR's The Common.
2025–2026 · NEW YORK
From Open Mics to New York Stages

She now works out of New York, performing at clubs such as The Stand and New York Comedy Club. In 2025 she performed at Newcomers, the emerging-comedy showcase at Brooklyn's Bell House; according to her official bio, that showcase was part of the 2025 New York Comedy Festival.
Several of her sets were published in 2026: at Cracked Comedy Club in March and on NowThis's Standup Desk in April. She also appeared on episode 129 of OFTV's comedy series LMAOF, alongside Brittany Brave and Reg Thomas.
2025–2026 · DON'T TELL COMEDY
Don't Tell Comedy Semifinalist
More than 1,500 comedians entered the 2025 Don't Tell Comedy Competition, and Montesquieu advanced to the semifinals. The label filmed her set at Montclair Mezzanine in Montclair, New Jersey, and released it on October 7, 2026, as “White Guilt Is a Beautiful Thing,” written and performed by her.
The short clips Don't Tell Comedy cut from the set traveled further than the full set. “Dominican Guys” had passed 667,000 views by October 26, 2026 — the highest count among her official videos.
2026 · JUST FOR LAUGHS
New Faces and What's Next

In July 2026, she was part of the New Faces stand-up lineup at the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal — the festival's showcase for emerging comedians, within its ComedyPRO programming.
According to her official bio, she opens for Ilana Glazer in theaters across the United States, and her Punchup profile lists opening slots for Hannibal Buress, Vladimir Caamaño and Radel Ortiz. On October 2, 2026, she announced her first headlining dates on Instagram, and her Linktree lists a run of shows at Goofs Comedy Club in Somerville — back on the scene where she first stood out.


COMEDY · TRAJECTORY
Trajectory
Documented moments; each one names its source.
OCT 31, 2023
Cambridge Day Spotlight
First on a list of ten up-and-coming comics in Cambridge and Somerville.
Cambridge Day
DEC 28, 2023
Don't Tell Comedy Show, Providence
Her earliest documented recorded performance, at a Don't Tell Comedy secret show.
Her YouTube channel
JUL 14, 2024
“Sunday Funny Day,” Charlestown
The featured comic of the show at The Anchor.
The Boston Calendar
MAR 6, 2025
WBUR Recommendation
Bethany Van Delft names her up-and-coming local comedian on The Common.
WBUR
2025
Newcomers at the Bell House
A set at the Brooklyn emerging-comedy showcase.
Newcomers · Punchup
2025
Don't Tell Comedy Semifinalist
Advances to the semifinals from more than 1,500 entrants.
Don't Tell Comedy
MAR 16, 2026
Cracked Comedy Club
Her set “Maybe That's Enough Speech Therapy” is published.
Cracked Comedy Club
APR 23, 2026
Standup Desk
Her set on the NowThis series is published.
Standup Desk
JUL 2026
Just for Laughs New Faces
Part of the New Faces stand-up lineup in Montreal.
Chortle
OCT 2, 2026
First Headlining Dates
Announced on her Instagram.
Instagram, @carolinamontesquieu
OCT 7, 2026
“White Guilt Is a Beautiful Thing”
Don't Tell Comedy releases her full set.
Don't Tell Comedy
CATALOG
Core Comedy Catalog
White Guilt Is a Beautiful Thing
Full set filmed at Montclair Mezzanine, New Jersey; also an episode of the Live From Don't Tell Comedy podcast.
2026 · Don't Tell Comedy
2026 · Standup Desk (NowThis)
2026 · Cracked Comedy Club
Newcomers at the Bell House 2025
Her set at the Newcomers showcase, Bell House, Brooklyn.
2025 · Newcomers · Punchup
ARCHIVE
Supplemental
With Brittany Brave and Reg Thomas.
2026 · OFTV
ERA617
Connections
Don't Tell Comedy
She was a semifinalist in its 2025 competition, and the label produced and released her set “White Guilt Is a Beautiful Thing” along with several short clips. Back in December 2023, she had already performed at one of its secret shows in Providence.
Ilana Glazer
According to Montesquieu's official bio, she opens for the comedian and actor in theaters across the United States.
OFFICIAL VIDEOS
VISUALS
Her official sets and clips, released by Don't Tell Comedy, Newcomers, Standup Desk and Cracked Comedy Club. The newest video is a short clip from her Don't Tell Comedy set; at the end, her first documented video and her most watched.
DON'T TELL COMEDY · 2026
"Crazy Dominican Slang": Carolina Montesquieu
Her newest video: a short clip (84 s) from “White Guilt Is a Beautiful Thing,” published October 23, 2026.
DON'T TELL COMEDY · 2026
"Judgy Mom": Carolina Montesquieu
A short clip from the same set, October 7, 2026.
NEWCOMERS · 2026
Carolina Montesquieu (Newcomers at the Bell House 2025)
Her Newcomers showcase set, published August 25, 2026.
STANDUP DESK · 2026
Carolina Montesquieu Gets Pushed on the Subway | Standup Desk
A set for the NowThis series, April 23, 2026.
CRACKED COMEDY CLUB · 2026
Maybe That's Enough Speech Therapy | Carolina Montesquieu
Set published March 16, 2026.
FIRST DOCUMENTED VIDEO — 2023

Recorded December 28, 2023, at a Don't Tell Comedy show in Providence and uploaded to her own channel — the earliest performance video this archive has verified.
MOST POPULAR · SHORT CLIP

Don't Tell Comedy, October 10, 2026: 667,910 views as of October 26, 2026 — her most-watched official video. Her most-watched full set is “White Guilt Is a Beautiful Thing,” above.
PLATFORMS
